#Obito: Ok listen here you little fucker-

[rhupi]

Obito's late ass during the rainy be like

[eilowyn]

(for the ship ask meme) NEJIHTENNNNNZ

oh lord ok you didn’t specify a number so i’m just gonna do.. all 45 of them, which are under the cut

1. Who's the one who's reckless and always getting into trouble while the other gotta pull em out

they’re vers in that scenario, neji is mostly docile but he can tend to get snappy at the weirdest times and tenten has to put him back in his place, whereas tenten has more of a temper and neji (tentatively) tries to calm her down

2. Who's the one to send the other "I love my gf/bf" memes

tenten! she’s all about that cheesy, mushy stuff

3. Who's the one who listens to a music genre the other doesn't like and how does the other react

tenten has a secret admiration for country music.. she’ll show it to neji, and he’ll just be like

4. Which one spoils the other more and do they ever get competitive to show the other more love

tbh neji spoils her with more love because of her temperamental tendencies, but when tenten responds it gets exhausting for him and he revels in all the love she showers him with

5. How many years did it take to get married or was it just not for them

tenten’s more radical so she kinda wanted to wait a while to get married whereas neji was like “NO LET’S GET MARRIED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE AND MAKE CUTE BABIES”

but they eventually did get married and it was beautiful

6. What was their wedding like

all their friends and family showed up! hinata was the (teary) maid of honor because of her relationship to neji and lee was the best man. it was great

7. Is their friends/family supportive

of course! literally all of their generation had been side-eyeing them for years, wondering when they would finally get together

8. How does one comfort the other when the other is in distress/having a panic attack/crying

tenten wraps her arms around him from behind when he has an episode and waits it out, while neji’s method is to give her small and slow kisses all over her face while she tries not to cry. it works 99% of the time

9. Which one dissociates

neji’s always attentive and focused at the task at hand, same with lee, so when tenten is around both of them she tends to space out because of their frequent bickering over certain things. definitely not when she’s alone with neji though

10. Which one stares at the other's booty like "damn" and how does the other react when catching them

tenten to neji. always.

and neji just blushes, stutters, and walks away

11. When they live together what kinda place do they live in? What does their home look like?

their home is simple, always clean, but stocked full of weapons, the way tenten likes it. neji occasionally brings up the idea of installing a storage unit to just stuff all of her things inside of it but tenten just sticks her tongue out at him and plays with them in front of him to spite him

12. What do their dates look like

neji was really nervous about where to take tenten on their first date so, it was like just a simple walk in the park with a complex history on the entire hyuga clan. tenten really wanted to stay awake throughout the entire thing because of how much she loves his voice but it was tough. later dates as they got older became more romantic, and spicy 👀

13. How does each act when getting drunk

tenten is really loud and giggly when she’s drunk and neji gets a bit more bold with his desires, like, here’s a scenario:

tenten: WOOO I’M HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIME RIGHT NOW AHAHA

neji: hey, tenten.. c-can we.. move to the bedroom

tenten: huh? buh i’m not tired

it’s usually like that

14. Which one rolls over in the morning to wake up the other one just to give them kisses

they’re vers with this also, but it’s almost always neji because kissing tenten, to him, is one of the greatest things in the world

15. Have they saved each other's lives before

I SURE AS HECK THINK SO, but i can’t think of any specific scenarios atm

16. Does one have an interest the other think is weird but wants to listen to it regardless

tenten has stories about how she almost became a professional weapon juggler in her youth since she didn’t have the common sense handed to her by any sort of guardian. she would go on and on about the kinds of weapons she would try to master and neji would always pay rapt attention

17. Which one uses cropped hentai as reaction images

neji did it once and milk came out of tenten’s nose

18. Does one of them kinkshame the other

neji’s actually a kinky-ass fucker and tenten calls him out for it but then apologizes when he performs it on her and she’s completely satisfied

19. Is one of them self conscious about their body? If so how does the other comfort them

neji complains that he’s too pale and skinny but tenten always manages to cheer him up with some lovin’

20. Say they were cuddling on the bed while listening to record player playing the background. Which song is playing?

“It’s Dark It’s Cold It’s Winter” by sleepmakeswaves

21. What is their song? Like the song that gives them overwhelming feelings?

“Crazy” by Patsy Cline and The Jordinaires, because they heard it playing on a jukebox in an old diner they decided to hit for a late-night snack and some drinks, and it stuck with them

22. What song do they listen to while going on a joyride

“Catch the Wind” by High Highs

23. What kinda joyrides do they go on? Relaxing ones or wild ones?

tenten makes them wild when she drives but it’s all meditation-mode when neji’s behind the wheel

24. Where would they vacation for a honeymoon

somewhere in the east, not too close to home but in that general vicinity. super romantic

25. Do people ever get annoyed of their pda

nah, ‘cause they’re pretty humble as a couple but watch out when they’re drunk LOL

26. Would they live in the city or the country

the country, i think, would be more their style

27. Which ones the red which ones the blue

tenten’s red and neji’s blue

28. Are either of them mentally ill, if so how do they help one another cope

neji has both depression and intermittent explosive disorder, which gives him episodes of both extreme sadness and extreme anger, so tenten patiently rides all of his turbulent emotions out with him and offers to spar with him so he can blow off all that steam

29. Does one have a spot on them where they would melt when the other kisses them there

either the forest or, the park where they had their first date as young teenagers. never fails to make both of them emotional and they kiss really, really passionately

30. Do they dance together

sometimes, though neji insists he’s not much of a dancer but tenten manages to get him to step up anyway

31. Do they sing together

neji’s actually really good at singing, and tenten tries when she feels like jamming out, but it makes neji cringe though he always smiles and laughs while she does

32. Which one is better at cooking than the other and makes most the dinners

neji’s the cook between the two, and he’s currently teaching her at an intermediate level since she’s a fast learner

34. Are they a reckless couple or safe

in public? safe. at home? vers. during missions? safe as heck but tenten can get a bit impulsive and beg him to like, take her against a tree or something in the middle of the night instead of focusing on staying awake on patrol fhsdfgsghh

35. What be they kinks and do they try each other's kinks

tenten’s into bondage and neji’s actually kind of a sub, so they switch it up pretty frequently and never fail to be amazed with each other

36. What would their valentines gifts be to each other

neji to tenten: weapon polishertenten to neji: chocolates, or something generic like that

37. Do they get into fights often? If so what do they fight over and how do they make up?

they don’t necessarily fight but they have a lot of disagreeing opinions that can get a little loud. tenten’s petty enough to pretend to hold grudges against him until he comes over like a pouty little shit and kisses her neck to ask her forgiveness

she’s always secretly smiling

38. Which ones top, bottom, verse

they’re total verses, but neji has a tendency to want to bottom and tenten has no qualms about taking care of him

39. What kinda sex they be having (gentle rough whatever)

40. Who would fight in honor for the other if someone would insult them

neji cares so much about honor so if anyone talks smack about tenten, you know he’ll 64 palm their ass to the next dimension

41. Which one has a favorite movie that they have the other watch with them again and again

neji’s favorite is Tangled, so they watch it a lot

42. How would one react if the other was to die

okay you know what

in canon, when lee cradled neji’s dead body in his arms but there was no exclusive reaction from tenten/?? like what to fuck??

and if tenten were to die, i think neji would be really close to pulling an obito of sorts

so.. don’t

43. Who dies first

44. Do they want kids

sure! neji jumps at the idea of having babbies but he’s really formal with the way he puts it, but tenten knows that in his mind he’s constantly imagining what their, like, probably three kids would look like

45. How would they spend their last moments together

i’m going to assume that they’re both extremely old and having had lived long, happy lives together so they’re about to die hand-in-hand with smiles on their faces, passing on to the afterlife to continue their beautiful relationship for all of eternity instead of the likely ANGST THAT IS MEANT BY THIS QUESTION

tears and smiles, that’s all i’m gonna say

THANK YOU FOR THIS BABE I HAD FUN DOING IT